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Webcomic Transcription
The King Speaks
panel 1: Alistair and the King have a word...
The King: is this your creation?
Chef Alistair: Oui, your highness!
The King: Something is missing.
panel 2: Alistair is shocked at what the King has said!
Chef Alistair: B-but that’s impossible! I have all of the best ingredi-
panel 3: The King gets upset! His face is dark and angry!
The King: YOU HAVE TOO MANY INGREDIENTS!
Chef Alistair: gasp!
panel 4: and explains about the pizza!
The King: It has every variety of topping anyone could want... but it lacks MODERATION.
panel 5: Guards take away Chef Alistair!
The King: Guards! Take him!
Chef Alistair: B-buy your majesty! I-i... OH!
panel 6: Suddenly the Kings face changes to the kind and gentle one...
The King: Next!
panel 7: Chef Marvello and The Boy are shaken!
Chef Marvello and The Boy: gulp








A Pizza made simply and with love will always win.
Oh snap. You make a bad pizza, off with your head!
*leGASP* This must be why everyone wears scarves: to hide their necks from a guillotine-happy king! One sight of a neck and it's *hwa-chop*!
It's not fashion, it's a safety precaution. Even the king is afraid to chop off his own neck!
This is better than Iron Chef! O.O ;)
Called it 8D
Okay now it's my turn to laugh hard because the king is so incredibly harsh!
Well...that's what he gets for putting SHRIMP on pizza...
Good grief. This king makes Gordon Ramsey look like Charlie Brown.
BURN!!! I just love that last panel with the two other chefs, too funny! XD
theres no way the king can be anpan xD
but yes, he speaks the truth
*gulp* I think the second chef will have too many spices...but what's gonna happen w/ Chef Alistar?
=) one down, two to go!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
That's a nice king...
Woah! One chef-bye bye. What will happen next?
OMP!!! What's going to happen to Chef Alstair?! (Did I spell his name wrong?)