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Cutting The Cheese
panel 1: The fork drops on the plate.
panel 2: The King places his hand on the dish...
panel 3: then fligs it toward to Chef Marvello!
The King: Garbage.
panel 4: Chef Marvello cannot believe what the King has just done!
Chef Marvello: W-what?
panel 5: The King calls him out!
The King: The sauce is flavorful, but this crust and the multitude of different cheeses are afterthoughts. The entire dish lacks harmony. UNACCEPTABLE.
panel 6: The poor Chef Marvello is left with his pizza in front of him. He has never eaten one of his own dishes.
As punishment, the chef was forced to eat his own creation... unfortunately, he was lactose intolerant.








Awwww... Poor guy...
Whoah, the king is hardcore!
...Well, I guess we all know that eating pizza is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
I bet he'd make a mean French Onion soup though.
Iron Pizza Chef!
OMP! that's cruel!
KING: Look at my lack of eyes! This is how you know I mean SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Well, King, thats kinda mean...Well Rly mean. but i guess I understand...:o
OMP thats such a cruel Punishment but an awesome joke XD
Epic :o Never seen a childrens' story with lactose intolerance in it before ;x It actually kind of reminds me of a story I read when I was younger :o Vegan pizza<3 Thank you for making me hungry
lmaoo.. I <3 this.. But I haven't seen a king actually KNOW about the cooking. xD I wish I had those senses.. O w O
OOOHHHHHHHH BURNT LIKE TOAST! poor mustache guy!
Aww... that's one mean king DX
awwwww being lactose intolerant sucks D:
I'm lactose intolerant myself, but I LOOOVE pizza xD Lactaid rocks >:3
The Marvello guy got PWND!
Stay safe from the Tsunami you guys!
ugh so PICKY!
Cutting the Cheese? *snicker* Haha, poor guy... I hope that the last chef has better luck!
Got turned down... completely...