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Three-In-One
Panel 1: Anise gets in front of the class to do her presentation.
Anise: Thank you! We've got a lot of ground to cover today, so let's get started.
Panel 2: She cracks open a bottle of water.
Anise: Being a GAME CHANGER is the best job because I get to create INSANELY GREAT products that everyone in the world wants to use.
SFX: *KRAK!*
Panel 3: Her slide show starts. The words Game Changer appear behind her.
Anise: To prove it to you, today we're introducing THREE REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCTS–
Panel 4: Her next slide shows a paint brush, a word balloon with a phone in it and a safe.
Anise: The first– is a new type CREATIVITY TOOL. The second– a breakthrough COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE. The third– a revolutionary SECURITY MECHANISM. These are NOT three separate devices... This is ONE device!
Panel 5: The slide changes behind her and says "Introducing..." Anise reaches into her pocket to reveal...
Anise: And I'd like to show it to you now...
Panel 6: Anise holds up a silver pencil. The slide behind her says "iPencil"
Anise: We're calling it... iPencil
Audience: Huh?! What in the–?! Did she just say "iPencil?!" Um... that's not new!
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This is where she really wows them or falls flat on her face! ;)
the...
i pencil?
i swear, apple can put, "i" in front of anything and it'll sell like ice cream durring summer
You mean iscream
GOOD ONE! :D :D :D
Eh? Is an iPencil a... uh... phone, pencil, and.. something else combined together?
That's gonna look weird, talking on a pencil.
I don't know if you've ever seen it, but in the 1960s there was a TV show called "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." The main character, Napoleon Solo, communicated with his headquarters using a radio that looked like a pen. (It was actually just a prop, but my point is that the *idea* has been around for a long time.)
http://hollywoodprop.com/unclepen.htm
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I WANT ONE!!! :D
iPencil iSchmencil...how'd she turn the chalkboard into a video screen?
um... I think she turned on the projector, plugged in the laptop, and opened a file on Microsoft PowerAnise.
iPencil is an agel right?