P1: Enchilada eats his cupcake and tells Dudley about the FUTURE!
Enchilada: Dudley… Enchilada gots BAD NEWS. Cupcakes are ILLEGAL IN DA FUTURE!
Dudley: NO WAY! WHY?!?
P2: Enchilada tells Dudley his reasoning...
Enchilada: Enchilada cannot reveal dat.
Dudley: Why not?
Enchilada: It might cause a rift in da shpace-time continuum and ALTER DA FUTURE!
P3: Enchilada stops Dudley from questioning him!
Dudley: Eh? But you just...
Enchilada: ENJOY CUPCAKES WHILE YOU CAN! CHERISH DEM!
P4: Dudley thinks this is a good idea.
Enchilada: In fact YOU should make cupcakes EVERYDAY and share 'em with ME, IN DA PRESENT!
Dudley: OH EM GEE! I WILL! I WILL!