Comic Transcription
Secure Channel
panel 1: Enchilada and Pollo speak to each other privately over secure communications.
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: Yah yah! Enchilada ish on secure channel. Wat ish it?
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: Oh shtop being ridiculous, Pollo! Where's da proof!
panel 2: A kettle is on the fire.
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: Da pot? So wat? Maybe she likes to cook a lot of stew?
panel 3: There's an old broom in the corner.
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: Da broom? Don't be silly. She uses it for cleaning up da place.
panel 4: Strange bottles are on the table.
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: Potions? Those are prolly shpices and seasonings.
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: NO WAYS!
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: WANNA BET?!?
panel 5: Enchilada tries to settle this argument...
Pollo: Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi!
Enchilada: Okay! If you're WRONG, you owe me a BONANZA BURRITO!
Lady: Is something wrong?
panel 6: by confronting the situation head on!
Enchilada: OH! Sorry! Um… dis ish kinda embarrassing~ but Pollo wants to know shomething...
Lady: Yes?
Enchilada: Don't take dis da wrong way, okay?
Lady: What is it?
Enchilada: ARE YOU A WITCH?!?